therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via zachlilley)

20.Apr.14 13 hours ago
  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry
20.Apr.14 13 hours ago

james-p-sullivan:

big boob problems: i looK FAT IN EVERYTHING

20.Apr.14 14 hours ago
20.Apr.14 15 hours ago

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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(Source: seedy, via kianlawley)

20.Apr.14 15 hours ago

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(Source: joshpeck, via ofmiceandken)

20.Apr.14 15 hours ago

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via divehgent)

20.Apr.14 15 hours ago

snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

(via succeeding)

20.Apr.14 15 hours ago

madturbating:

girl are you from Illinois because youre illannoying

(via kianlawley)

20.Apr.14 15 hours ago